1) An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
2) Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
3) Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
4) A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
5) one day an indian man went to hawawi. He lay down on the sand and an american approached him.
The American man said :" hey bro r u relaxing ?" indian man : no. i am prata singh.
the american dunno what he was talking abt so he left then a british man came by.
british man : r u relaxing ? indian man : no no ! i am prata singh.
then a chinese man came by.
chinese man : r u relaxing? angry indian man: no no no ! i am PRATA SINGH!!!
the chinese man saw his aggressiveness and quickly walk away.
then prata singh saw an indian man a stone's throw away from him.so prata singh walk up to him.
prata singh : r u relax singh ? educated indian man : oh yes i am relaxing ? Why do u ask?
and prata singh beat the indian man to a pulp.
prata singh : damn it man so many people looking for u and they mistake me for u. U bastard just happily lie down here.
Yours sincerely, Master Eugene
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