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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
06S12,
Grant me sum effort points too...
1)
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
2)
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
3)
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
4)
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
5)
one day an indian man went to hawawi. He lay down on the sand and an american approached him.
The American man said :" hey bro r u relaxing ?"
indian man : no. i am prata singh.
the american dunno what he was talking abt so he left then a british man came by.
british man : r u relaxing ?
indian man : no no ! i am prata singh.
then a chinese man came by.
chinese man : r u relaxing?
angry indian man: no no no ! i am PRATA SINGH!!!
the chinese man saw his aggressiveness and quickly walk away.
then prata singh saw an indian man a stone's throw away from him.so prata singh walk up to him.
prata singh : r u relax singh ?
educated indian man : oh yes i am relaxing ? Why do u ask?
and prata singh beat the indian man to a pulp.
prata singh : damn it man so many people looking for u and they mistake me for u. U bastard just happily lie down here.
Yours sincerely,
Master Eugene
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
hey ppl, i just uploaded some pics onto the class blog cos i'm so darn bored. yuppers. i think the size of the pics is too big, so u guys cant see the pics and read the entries at the same time. i'll try to make changes to the blog asap. meanwhile just enjoy the fotos.
*mavis yappie*
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
hey guys. enjoy the jokes. gimme some effort points alrites. thanks.
which part of my body is the coolest?
ans: eyes(ice)
which part of my body is the holiest?
ans: temple
which part of my body is part of my family?
ans: knees(niece)
which part of my body can i cross?
ans: bridge
which part of my body likes to take chances?
ans: wrist(risk)
which part of my body do i hammer?
ans: finger nails
which part of my body likes to look beautiful?
ans: veins
which part of my body can lock you up?
ans: red blood cells, ribcage
which part of my body can hold a lot of water?
ans: legs(lakes)
is a pendulum male or female?
ans: female. cos it has period.
*mavis yappie*
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
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Sunday, June 04, 2006
To my DEAR classmates,
As important it is to Enjoy yourselves and destress, Please remember that the stupid school has arranged for the exams to be right after our holidays ( Damn them!). Obviously, This is their Evil plot to ensure that we do not get to enjoy our 'Holidays'. Therefore we shall Prove to them that they have underestimated us. They have underestimated our determination to have fun! Come with me, We shall Take back our Lives! We shall Play! We shall PON! We shall ENJOY our Holidays, and let the school know that we are enjoying ourselves! Let them cry, let them bawl, let them lament the fact that we are enjoying ourselves! MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
And yet we shall prove that as we Enjoy our lives, We do not play with our lives. We shall score well it the exams! And the school will go ' What? The students scored well even though they had an enjoyable holiday! Immpossible! This is a miracle! 3 cheers to the new generation! '. And we shall rejoice, by the fact that the school has underestimated us, and yet we showed them, that we teenagers are not ruled by Adults! We control our Lives And we control it well! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
We shall go for a class outing. lets go to East coast park, West coast park, north coast park, south coast park, sentosa, night safari, WhAtEvEr! Whenever Wherever , We Shall SHOOT ( with our cameras)! We shall SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT! let us come and shoot as much as we can! And we shall show the photos to the school. Let them say ,' Ahhhh... How i wish to be young again'. Let them know that as the adults fight to destroy our youth, THEY ARE LOSING THE WAR! We shall Rule the WORLD (One day...)! MUAHAHAHAHHAH!
Remember, AS YOU HAVE FUN, PREPARE FOR THE IMPENDING EXAMS ( Wise words from a wiser man). I Love this class and i do not want to be retained. We shall go to J2 level, together. One for all and all for one. If one guy retains, the whole class shall OPT to retain with him/her! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!
And i want to thank you, Fellow S-twelian, For reading my pledge.
With LOVE,
Mr. EUGENE KOUK
proud stwelian
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Sunday, June 04, 2006
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